With the world starting to communicate with just emojis I need Brooklyn to now have their own set. I mean, there is an app coming that will only let you communicate with emojis, words no longer exist. The residents of Brooklyn are such a diverse type of people that these old emojis just wont cut it. It gets a little complicated when we want to talk with no picture art to back up what we are trying to say.

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Here are what the Brooklyn emojis would be, if we had them:

  • A brownstone with a family sitting on the front steps.
  • A hipster.
  • A bodega.
  • A blended family.
  • A boombox.
  • A pay phone. (For some reason they still exist in Brooklyn)
  • Street Signs. (Preferably Brooklyn Ave, gets the point across)
  • A green cab. (Those belong to us now)
  • A Jay Z & Biggie face. (We use their names constantly, this will make it easier)
  • Shucks, A Spike Lee face as well.
  • The Barclays Center.
  • An outdoor cafe.
  • A large iced coffee, with a straw.
  • A cupcake.
  • A basketball court.
  • A weed plant.
  • A frozen drink inside of a mason jar.
  • A girl on a yoga mat.
  • A movie theatre.
  • A pretzel.
  • Frozen yogurt w/ toppings.
  • A girl on a bike w/ a basket in front.
  • A man walking a small dog.
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  • A photographer.
  • Bananas. (I don’t know why, just threw that in there)
  • A dominican hair salon.
  • A nail salon.
  • A hotdog.
  • Coney Island’s Wonder Wheel.
  • A fortune teller.
  • A church.
  • A middle finger. (Because we really need one)
  • A stray cat.
  • A Trader Joe’s paper shopping bag.
  • A blender.
  • A bottle of multi-vitamins.
  • A large tree.
  • A train station.
  • A Chase bank.

Someone get this list started ASAP. I’m sure there are a ton more, but this is for sure what Brooklyn needs right now.

Wishfully thinking, this app will be created soon.