The Single Man’s Guide To Being Lit On Valentine’s Day In Brooklyn
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As a female in a relationship, you might think I know zero things about being a single man on Valentine’s Day. But you know what…You’re Wrong!
Every day is a day to be turnt and f*ck labels and weird holidays. You can be as hot as Leonardo DiCaprio and as talented too, and maybe even throw together a party with the ultimate party girl in your life. Who’s your Rihanna? (wink-wink) Invite her over because she just wants to get lit too! In fact, invite all your friends over for drinks! It’s a Sunday and you can do whatever the f*ck you want.
Here are 14 other things you can do that aren’t as corny as a fat little cupid:
1. See amazingly hot Go-go dancers at Lucky 13 Saloon. It’s dark, covered from floor to ceiling in creepy stuff, and serves absinthe the right way.
2. Find all the sweet you need in the strawberry, strawberry (yes, two strawberries) jalapeno margarita at Soda Bar. You’ll never have a sweet tooth again.
3. Watch Sin City: A Dame to Kill For on Netflix and find out why the prettiest things are the evilest things. Netflix and chill is best without a nagging girl by your side anyway talking through every important scene.
4.Welcome the new season of The Walking Dead. Why? Because if Glenn is still alive, there is still hope for your soul. Just kidding! There is still hope for your love life. The Season 6 premiere is the definition of the true meaning of love.
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5. Go to the gym and work out because it’ll be really empty and you can have the whole entire kingdom of weights to yourself.
6. Check out Galentine’s Day at Artists & Fleas because guy’s are invited too and honestly, you would love some new clothes.
7. Dance to R&B, Hip-hop, and Reggae on Saturday night at Brooklyn Beso.
8. See Miike Snow singer Andrew Wyatt, in collaboration with German artist Sarah Ortmeyer, for an event called “Valium Valentine” which happens at MoMA PS1 on Sunday.
9. Download Tinder, Explore how many other men are in the same boat as you.
10. Vis A Vis is having their Elegant Saturday Nights on Saturday! If you want to dress up and are closer to South Brooklyn.
11. Enjoy a night of Smiths / Morrissey tribute music by Sons & Heirs and The Steve McQueens at The Bell House.
12. Make it a Pal-entine day! PBRs all weekend with your best guy pals never hurt anyone like a broken f*cken heart did. Enjoy your singleness!
13. Be productive about something you haven’t made movement on in your New Year’s resolutions list. You have a whole 24 hours.
