Everyone has that difficult person they work with. Then, there’s that difficult person that for some reason is drawn to work in Brooklyn, either in tech, or at that creative agency, or that boutique, or media giant. They are the ones that make working in this beautiful borough of Brooklyn suck balls. But thank god, there are ways to deal with those God-forsaken people.
Here’s a list of the 11 absolute worst people to work with in your Brooklyn office:
The one who’s way too into (blank). You fill in the (blank).
And you wish he would just stop.
Way to Cope: You just have to run away from this guy.
The idea stealer.
These are the guys that really invented Facebook before Facebook.
Way to Cope: You just have to not share your ideas with these guys.
The one who’s always done it first.
They will one-up God himself.
Way to Cope: Let him be.
The one who hasn’t showered in 5 years.
If you have to wonder why it smells like garbage in your office, it’s this guy.
Way to Cope: Tell his boss kindly that his smell is keeping you from doing your job.
The one who’s actually from New York.
This guy is just awesome so we had to include him.
Way to Cope: Be very close friends with this guy because he’s as real as they get.
The one who only wears the same 3 T-shirts.
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And those shirts so are weird.
Way to Cope: Look away from the shirt and NEVER EVER comment about it.
The embellisher.
They will take a business proposal and make it shine.
Way to Cope: Keep this person on your team and tell him your worst ideas. They’ll become the best ideas in no time.
The one that looks like Lena Dunham.
Or wait, is it Lena Dunham? Can’t be.
Way to Cope: Ask her just to be sure.
The one whose opinion is better than everyone else.
These are the worse douche bags.
Way to Cope: Honestly, do yoga just for this guy. Never speak to him.
The #hashtag girl/guy.
This is the girl that is selfie stick ready.
Way to Cope: Take ownership of the selfie stick during work happy hour and lose it. And never smile in the photos.
The one who’s always saying “that’s racist.”
But they are not the one Black guy at your company.
Way to Cope: That will ALWAYS be funny.