When I think that people have thought of everything in the book, something else extremely crazy pops up. “Smallest Penis In Brooklyn Pageant” (YES, this is real) returns to Bushwick for a second year. This means it happened once before, for all you guys are as in shock as I am. On Saturday, June 14th, the Kings County Bar will have a panel of expert judges that will take everything imaginable into account. Contestants will be judged on everything including poise in both evening wear and bathing wear, talent and personality, which I’m sure you have to have a lot of with a small package. Interesting enough they are not asking to take a glimpse at your personals.

Interested?

If this excites you, to become a contestant or if you would like to be a judge send an email to SPB.Brooklyn@gmail.com. You must be over 21, and you must be able to attend in person. Please no photo or video entries. Spear them! The winner of “Mr. Smallest Penis In Brooklyn 2014” will receive a cash donation to the charity of his choice. His charity could quite possibly be himself!

Want to just attend and watch a seemingly weird pageant? Admission is only $5 and is first come first serve.

The erectile arteries are clogged, because of which (on line cialis) best website the man is not ready to pick up an appropriate erection or manage the erection amid the demonstration.
Still don’t believe this is real? Check their Facebook page HERE.

No April Fools joke, just a bad contest for laughs.