Brooklyn Clause’s 2017 MEGA Holiday Gift Guide
All the best Brooklyn-made gifts made for every type of Brooklynite.
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by T’was the weeks before Christmas, where all was pleasant and all was good.
Brooklynites slumbered in their gentrified hoods. After putting up a fuss and a fight, they all grew to be one and it was a delight. Forgetting about color and race but growing to see each other in a positive place. The negative views of cops, the abundance of criminal activity, reckoned homes — we needed a fresh start.
Imagine giving all your hurt and pain to ol’ Saint Nick while he gifts you with something that will forever stick. A change of heart, a new idea, something great to conclude the year. Paying our creativity forward, and demonstrating our strength in a positive way, here’s Brooklyn Santa Claus to save the day.
“HO-HO-HO,” he chimed away as he rode in on his City sleigh. Loaded with gifts and lots of fun, he’s calling for me, you and everyone. “Spread Love It’s The Brooklyn Way,” that’s what Biggie Smalls would say. But let’s not forget what this day is all about, this guide is here so you can check it out. Whether you’re shopping for your mom or your boo, you may find a thing or two.
— Articles of Holiday Gear —
Map Tote
Retail Price: $22
For the Brooklynite who takes the long journey to Trader Joe’s wine shop in Union Square at-least once a week, and wants everyone to know how far they’ve traveled.
Ashaka Givens
Retail Price: $250
For the Brooklynite who no matter how much clothes they have on, their outfit is never complete without a good hat.
Cece’s Closet
Retail Price: $37
For the Brooklynite who doesn’t mind taking an extra 10 minutes to figure out how to tie the most perfect head wrap.
Jam and Rico
Retail Price:$65
For the Brooklynite who must have jewelry that stands out, even when their outfit doesn’t.
Emijaa Jaaemil
Retail Price: $60
For the Brooklynite whose always running late for work, has no time to fix their hair or tie a fashionable head wrap.
Martine’s Dream
Retail Price: $95
For the Brooklynite who believes summer LASTS ALL YEAR!
Brooklyn Bridge Pendant
Retail Price: $14
For the Brooklynite who has never actually walked the Brooklyn Bridge but collects every item that looks like it.
Unisex Brooklyn Motto Unity T-Shirts
Retail Price: $24
For the Brooklynite who uses their clothes and Instagram to promote social change.
Brooklyn Glasses
Retail Price: $48
For the Brooklynite who loves whiskey, but loves Brooklyn a whole lot more.
Brownstone Mugs
Retail Price: $15
For the Brooklynite who wants a Brownstone but doesn’t want to pay a million dollars for it.
Brooklyn in Color Tie
Retail Price: $65
For the Brooklynite who works on Wall St., and wants their co-workers to know that their not some soft stock broker — their from Brooklyn.
Brooklyn United Ties
Retail Price: $60
For Brooklynite who wants to stay closely “tied” to the borough, even after moving to Beverly Hills.
Hypercube Mini Necklace
Retail Price: $95
For the Brooklynite who is always thinking outside of the box.
June Tote
Retail Price: $170
For the Brooklynite who needs a stylish bag big enough to fit their other stylish bags.
Brown Buffalo Leather Belt
Retail Price: $50
For the Brooklynite who wants to move into 2018 without sagging.
Suede Leather BKLYN Pouch
Retail Price: $15
For the Brooklynite who needs a special purse to carry around their endless wads of change.
Brooklyn Raised T-shirt
Retail Price: $25
For the Brooklynite who wasn’t born in the borough, but is adamant that being raised in Brooklyn is basically the same thing.
